An Open Letter to my “Smart” Home
We need to talk. You may have noticed I’ve been a bit … distracted lately. It’s been ages since we upgraded firmware, or got lost down a troubleshooting rabbit hole together. I saw the email you sent about your updated privacy policy, and — to be completely honest — I never actually took the time to read it.
I know, I’ve changed. You have, too — but I’m afraid we’re growing in opposite directions. I don’t think I’ll ever really understand you. And you just don’t seem capable of picking up on — much less meeting — my fundamental needs.
I’ve come to realize that we see things differently, you and I. The way I see it, a home is more than just a collection of rooms and zones clustered around a centrally located router. It’s a place to build a life and a family. A place of respite where a body can set aside the stress and strife of the world, and rejuvenate their spirit with love and companionship of cats and kin-folk alike.
A person’s home should serve their purpose; a smart home even more so. But goddammit, you are completely shitting the bed.
The Honeymoon Is Over
For nearly 40 years, up until about three and a half years ago when our first son was born (The Before Time), I bobbed about in a vast sea of choice and leisure. A domain governed primarily by my own personal preferences, whims. and fleeting interests. Boredom was a type of experience one could have, and hobbies were activities specifically designed to avoid it. Now is nothing like The Before Time.
Now, I’ve always enjoyed a compelling challenge. I’ve spent weeks building and painting WWII aircraft models. I’ve built drones. I’ve replaced sinks and installed bathtubs. I designed, built, and continue to maintain an elaborate garden railway system in our backyard — despite having no particular interest in trains, and under the pretext that it was “for the kids”
Figuring things out and overcoming the inevitable obstacles has always been a big part of the fun for me. And so it was with you at first, my elusive temptress.
You made vague promises; allowing me to believe that with enough tinkering, I could achieve anything I desired. And we had our moments. That first Hue Lightstrip I set up in the new nursery seemed great; a small victory that spurred me ever-deeper into your lair.
I began to encounter your limitations and flaws one at a time, accepting each as I altered my plan or found a workaround. I showcased my cleverness even as I concealed your flaws and excused away your limitations. I was in too deep to do anything else.
I diversified and expanded. I added Sonos Speakers. Nest Cameras and Nest Protects. Harmony Remotes. We cut the cord and went all Apple TV. Things took a while to get set up correctly. Often what I hoped to do wasn’t possible but I forged on, thinking that if only I could get things configured just right, I’d reap the rewards of my initial effort in perpetuity.
I soon learned that heartache and frustration would be my only rewards.
My family grew, my kids grew, my Smart Home grew. My free time shrank to nearly zero. (To put it in terms you’d understand: I added several peripheral accessories that require nearly all of my bandwidth and processing power. My firmware was updated to a version that allocates most of my resources to these new peripherals’ proper configuration and debugging. My privacy policy has been updated, and I’m in technical debt up to my ears.)
That’s when I started to really notice how nothing ever seems to just work when I need it to. I realized how… needy you are.
You Weren’t Designed for This
I also started to notice how being a parent of small children fundamentally changed my relationship with you, my Smart Home, and your products. Things that seem trivial to a non-parent are potential disasters to a parent of young kids.
When an infant or toddler (or 2) needs attention, they need all the attention. When they want something, they want it now. There’s no tolerance for delays, fumbling, firmware updates, signing in, password recovery, 2-step authentication, or tours of your latest features. “I Got it”.
Last week I turned away for thirty seconds to fish out my phone and skip an unsuitable song that had popped up on the speaker, and the delay nearly sparked a tantrum. The other weekend I was trying desperately to play white noise to soothe my wailing infant. I was frozen like a deer in headlights, not able to find what I needed, and my kid was inconsolable.
I’ve designed many medical devices and other products to be used in demanding environments where stress, noise, and chaos can make it difficult to think clearly. My home is now a similar environment, and it’s clear that you weren’t designed for this.
I once read that caring for young kids is essentially a temporary disability, and as someone who’s had two of them, I concur. The physical and cognitive effort required to care for an infant and toddler can severely hamper “normal product use.” It’s been an eye-opening experience for me, and a source of both expanding empathy and irritation.
The fact that more things aren’t designed to encompass the needs of parents with young children boggles my mind. It’s not exactly an uncommon state of affairs. I look around my house at all the “workarounds” we’ve put in place (which is always an indication that a design is not meeting a need, BTW) — baby gates, cabinet locks, bumpers. There’s an entire industry built around it.
How are we smart enough to design smart thermostats, smart TVs, and smart smoke detectors, but so dumb about how they’ll fit into the lives of such a huge part of the population?
Anything designed for the home should account for the fact that in all likelihood, at some point there’ll be kids running around and at least one adult huddled in the corner, sobbing into a plastic cup of Pinot Noir.
I Thought We Knew Each Other
Ultimately I’ve noticed that each part of you has a feature or two that could be considered “smart,” all together you’re a hot mess. And frankly, you’re not very smart. My son was less than two when he could have predicted I go to work every day and come home, following a basic routine. Why don’t you get this, or offer me anything useful?
The lights can’t just come on when I’m nearby, or get a general sense of when I go to bed? Why must I initiate everything, can’t you initiate for once? Can’t you make an educated guess? I thought you really saw me.
I remember the moment I realized I could no longer make use of my wall switches or lamp switches. This was the beginning of the end of my infatuation with you. I understood how handy these had always been. I battled with muscle memory so as not to inadvertently switch them since they must forever now remain in their “on” positions.
I became keenly aware of the number of steps involved in the marketing appeal, “Control your lights with your phone!” (For the record, there are eight steps: Pull out your phone. Unlock it. Find the app. Open it. Wait for it to connect. Find the room/light/etc you want. Choose it. Turn light on or off.)
I noticed how often I walk around the house with my phone nearby, but not at hand. I noticed how lighting was taking more and more of my time and attention.
Let’s Go Back To Basics
I have some suggestions for how we can begin to turn this around. Let’s start by laying out some expectations around the term “smart.” The following guidelines represent the promise of “smart” — sure, it’s the ideal, but I believe we can get there:
Smart requires less effort. “Work smarter, not harder” is a popular saying, because one of the main benefits of being smart is the ability to figure out how to achieve the same result with less effort. (This is why nerds lack physical strength and agility.)
Smart delivers better outcomes. It solves a need or set of needs more completely; solves a larger set of needs; creates a positive emotional response; or provides a social benefit.
Smart learns and anticipates. It picks up on patterns and anticipates what I need, delivering it before I have to ask for it. (Anyone named Jeeves knows this.)
Smart makes connections. It connects various aspects inside and outside the home, allowing communication and collaboration that enables better learning and more powerful solutions.
Smart guides informed decisions. It gives actionable insights versus raw data. It elevates important information when I need it. (Tell me it’s going to snow, even if I don’t usually care about the weather.)
Smart self-regulates. It doesn’t require the user to be smart, or have loads of free time to spend figuring out a new device. Ideally it sets itself up and fixes itself.
Smart adds value. Many smart home devices are intended to protect us or help us when something bad happens — fires, intruders, etc. The best of them find ways to be useful outside of that primary function. 99.9% of the time, my house isn’t on fire, but Nest Protect at least offers a handy nightlight when I walk by in the dark. How can these devices provide more value when everything is okay?
A Final Rant — and a Request
It’s funny — when I realized that what I really wanted was for our lights to just do what they should be doing for the most part with some ability for me to make minor on-the-fly alterations, I set up elaborate on/off routines mapped to our typical weekdays and weekends.
That is to say: I SAT DOWN AND THOUGHT ABOUT MY FAMILY AND OUR COMINGS AND GOINGS AND THEN MANUALLY TOLD THE LIGHTS TO GO ON AND OFF IN DIFFERENT ROOMS ON DIFFERENT DAYS AND TIMES.
Do you get why that’s wrong?!
I guess if I had one request for you, my Smart Home, and the product teams who spawn you, it would be to think a little more about how you define “smart.”
Knowing how to do a lot of things doesn’t necessarily make you smart if they’re the wrong things, or if you do them at the wrong time.
In my experience, the smartest people are the ones who listen best, and that’s what I’d suggest. In your next generation, don’t try to do more things, or connect with the most devices. Try to pay a little more attention to the people whose lives you’re trying to improve … so they don’t have to spend so much time paying attention to you.
We should start thinking about our value not as the set of knowledge and skills we have, but as the unique, evolving process through which we create value.